I know you've all been waiting with great anticipation
as to what my days full of service
have been like.
Well let me tell you.
It didn't start out so swell.
I tried to get Andy to let me go to the DMV for him.
(He despises that place,
can't really say that I blame him)
But he insisted that he go,
mostly on account of a previous conversation
that I insisted on him going.
Didn't anticipate that one.
Instead of detailing all my heroic good deeds for the day
I thought I should share a bit of insight.
Service is a funny thing.
You can't really brag about the do goodin'
cause where does that get ya?
Stuck with the hypocrites.